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I thrive on random items that once connected bring depth. I have so many thoughts that I put them here to either organize them or just get them out of my head for a bit. I enjoy finding items on the Internet and often like to share. I like knowing a little bit about many things.

It's the most wonderful time of the day

6:00 a.m. is a magical time, for those who are awake. I decided to stay up all night. I have been in a poor sleeping pattern and decided to break it in an unusual way. It also helped to be caught up in a TV series on Hulu.

Now to keep myself awake I decided to do some laundry, put away some toys, and generally stay busy quietly lest I wake Lucia. The most wonderful part...no pants. I know, I know, but you should try it once. My sister Alex told me when no one was home she loved to walk around the house with no pants- she still wore a shirt and underwear, just no pants. I've done it a few times out of laziness like when the pants I want to wear are in the dryer and I don't want to put on pants only to take them off in less than twenty seconds.

Nothing amazing happened. It was simply silly, fun, and liberating. I do wear pants to breakfast though so now it's time to don those magical trousers.

I want a nap.
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Worthy of losing sleep

I was awakened at night. I was awakened by hope, hope that I could smell and taste. Yet as I rushed through the night I found I was betrayed. I returned defeated having found the hope was lying in ruins after being consumed by another. Farewell beloved corn bread pudding leftovers, until you return again, farewell.

Alton Brown's Sweet Corn Bread Pudding (of dreams)
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Stepping on all the cracks...but hoping I don't break my mother's back



Childhood myths are one of those things that sometimes follow you even into adulthood. Sometimes they are things you misunderstood or perhaps simple teasing that you fall for and never quite shake. The ones that stayed with me the longest are as follows.

Sizzler - I remember at least once driving past a Sizzler and asking my mom if we could go there to eat. She told me it was too expensive. So, I spent many years believing only rich people ate at Sizzler.

Oatmeal - I heard someone once say that oatmeal sticks to your ribs. I believed that when I swallowed oatmeal it lined the inside of my ribs. Obviously the mechanics of that improbability did not occur to me at the time.

I'm sure I'm creating new ones for my daughter.
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      I think of myself as an eclectic mix of life trying to balance all forces within my soul. If you were to see my treasured possessions you would better understand me. I also enjoy soup, midnight drives, and vanilla Coca Cola.
  • Excerpts from Lucia

    • "Mom, sometime will you show me some of your moves of water?" 07/09/09
    • "Mom, I can hear your breathing from in between your boobs." 07/09/09
    • "Holy guacamole your nose is peeling down fast like water on a snowy hill." 07/07/09
    • "I'd be so fun there. [Chuck e. Cheese's]" 06/27/09
    • "You think I should be a piano player or speak bird?" 06/11/09
    • "Mom, with those glasses you look like a nanny or not my mom." 06/11/09
    • "Mom, maybe we should go through the whole town and find a boy that's not married and get him to marry you. We can start tomorrow just asking every boy I see." 05/25/09
    • "Sometimes when other people are talking about me I just act normal." 04/28/09
    • "If I were a pirate I'd take a umbrella with me." 04/27/09
    • “My mom has a egg ped because she has old feet with cracks like volcanoes.” 04/25/09
    • "I know math; two plus two equals two plus two, I think." 04/25/09
    • "Is this the first time you've had hot chocolate with a friend?" 04/15/09
    • "I sure picked the right mom to snuggle with and kiss all the time." 04/13/09
    • "Will, we gotta get a clue." 04/04/09
    • "Don't give those [menus] to us, we can't read." 04/04/09
    • Me- "Lucia, do you know the name of your school?" Lucia- "Payson Market." 04/04/09
    • "Meow Meow usually listens to me. Sometimes she ignores me like Mc-Ignoring-Pants." 03/28/09
    • "Just call him, Mr. Nobody-that-has-a-name." 03/19/09
    • "Mommy if I wish on a star tonight I'm gonna wish I was Hannah Montana and I'm gonna wish you were a little bit taller." 03/30/09

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