Via Natalie Dee

Vegetarian food to try.

Cheese???

Tibetian monkey proof Internet

Pandas need a posse?

Telling you how it is.

Cheat

Does this color make me feel fat?

"We Use You Or Your Pet’s DNA Sequence To Create Beautiful Art!" This reminds me of Angelina Jolie having Billy Bob Thornton's blood in a vial around her neck........but it's sort of cooler and artsy.

"Are some animals gay?"...What? Well, better you ask Yahoo than me because I have no clue. Thankfully there is not a site called AskMaiken!

I <3 iPod...I suppose I should actually get one...

There once was a hippo named Zippo
Who met an armadillo named Brillo
They seemed sort of odd, but were like two peas in a pod
And that is how the lot of us got a tattoo on our potamus

Do not sign up for the "All You Can Sleep" Diet

Now you can be bombarded with advertising on your cell phone.

"First rabbis ordained in Germany since World War II"

"Adventures in Service"

Something to do with all that hominy...finally!

Check out Logan Madsen.

Only real ninjas make good bank robbers.

Would you do this?

I adore my friend, Jonathan.

This article doesn't say it, but do you not think barcodes on the wrappings of your food is a little scary?

I wish I was her.

I was looking at Halloween costumes (parrot) online at buycostumes.com when in the little box to the side of "You May Also Like" I saw this picture. What??? I realized shortly after starting this blog that you might get really hot under the costume so this would be to keep cool. Still...

Solitaire or survivor?

Wondering what to wear?

iTunes movies

Burn, baby burn!

Animals may be similiar to us, but do not do this.

Cool phone option from Vonage.

Do you just need a few more inches of elbow room in your shower? Take a look at this.

MySpace for cats

MySpace for dogs

What, no MySpace for reptiles?

"Man on trial for threats to judge threatens judge"

For those with a purple fetish

Artsonia!

He might be the next Bobby Fischer....of X-Box.

Would you like to hear some odd, yet interesting songs?

"All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes"

Looking for a new way to coordinate your crimes?

"in storytelling, there's still a place for a mediator"

I have decided to use the handicap stall in my work restroom from now on. Why you ask? For one- more space. Mind you I am short. To the point I ususally cannot touch the ground if I sit properly in most chairs. I have been wearing three inch heels to work so the fact that the toilet in said stall is taller is actually not an obstacle.

Two- not as many people use it in my office. Enough said.

Three - Because of reason number two there is almost never a shortage of toilet paper. Lovely!

Chocolate is a better reward than money for recovering The Scream.

However, this is a real website!